A trophy wife is nice. A trophy fish is better.
From the Gremlin
Put a Gremlin on your line. You’ll catch more fish.
People always ask me why I’m dripping wet. You try fighting a muskie at my size.
Walleyes don’t like soft-bodied horse leeches or medicine leeches. But ribbon leeches, which have firm bodies, make excellent bait.
Nothing beats good, old-fashioned gremlin craftsmanship.
Some fish, like sharks, don’t posses an air bladder to help keep them afloat and must either swim continually or rest on the bottom.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught!
The rock bass, also known as the rock perch, goggle-eye, or red eye is a species of freshwater fish in the sunfish family.
Brown trout can live to ages of 20 years and are active both by day and by night and are opportunistic feeders.
The channel catfish is the official fish of Missouri, Iowa, Nebraska, Kansas, and Tennessee. It’s referred to as a “channel cat”.
