A local fisherman returns from a fishing trip with 6 large salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man has been fishing. “Yer!” replies our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replies that he has been using chewing tobacco. Nosy then asked how one uses chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, “I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with the butt of my rod!” Needless to say, there were no more questions.