Pat and Mick are fishing in a boat out at sea. A bottle floats by and Pat picks it out of the water. Wanting to see what’s in the bottle, he rubs at the weed incrustation. Suddenly, a genie pops out and says, “What is your command, Master?”
Taken completely by surprise, he stammers, “Ah! Ah!…turn the sea into beer!”
The genie says, “Your wish is my command Master.”
With a flash and a boom the genie disappears in a puff of smoke and the sea turns into beer.
“Well”, Mick says, “Nice work.”
“What was so wrong with that?” Pat retorts.
“Its obvious”, says Mick, “Now we’ll have to pee in the boat.”