When gathering night crawlers after dark, use a flashlight with red cellophane over the lens. A white light may scare them back into their holes.  

Speeder Joke

June 11, 2014 | Categories: Fun Stuff

After catching a speeder…
Policeman: “I’m sorry sir but do you know how fast you were going?!”
Speeder: “I was going the same speed as everyone else!”
Policeman: “Ever go fishing?”
Man: “Yeah…”
Policeman: “Ever catch ALL the fish?”