Why do bass often strike a lure right after being released and not remember it? Because a bass has two memory centers one for each eye.    

Speeder Joke

June 11, 2014 | Categories: Fun Stuff

After catching a speeder…
Policeman: “I’m sorry sir but do you know how fast you were going?!”
Speeder: “I was going the same speed as everyone else!”
Policeman: “Ever go fishing?”
Man: “Yeah…”
Policeman: “Ever catch ALL the fish?”