Three priests were fishing on a boat when they ran out of bait. The first priest got up and walked across the water to get some more bait. After 2 hours they ran out of bait again and the second priest said he would go get more bait…so he got up and walked across the [...]
One day, two guys, Joe and Bob, were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they’re fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then says, “Gee Bob, I didn’t know you had it in you!” Bob [...]
Dorthy’s husband Frank, an avid angler, died suddenly one day. The local undertaker asked what she wanted the obituary to read. Dorthy asked, “How much is it?” “A dollar per word,” he replied. “Okay. I want it to read Frank is Dead.” The undertaker replied, “I’m sorry ma’am. It’s a six word minimum.” Dorthy thought [...]
It is said that about half the Norwegians who immigrated to America came in order to escape the hated lutefisk, and the other half came to spread the gospel of lutefisk’s wonderfulness. – Norwegian-American saying
A cop pulls a guy over for speeding. When the cop approaches his window the guy says, “This isn’t fair. I was just going with the flow of traffic.” “Well,” the cop says, “You ever go fishing?” “Yeah….” the guy says. “Ever catch ALL the fish?” The cop hands him his ticket and walks away.
Pat and Mick are fishing in a boat out at sea. A bottle floats by and Pat picks it out of the water. Wanting to see what’s in the bottle, he rubs at the weed incrustation. Suddenly, a genie pops out and says, “What is your command, Master?” Taken completely by surprise, he stammers, “Ah! [...]
A few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church was empty except for a [...]
So Monday is here. Does this statement apply to you? Born to fish. Forced to work.
A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish. One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy. The farmer had nothing [...]
An American investment banker was at the pier off a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican [...]