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Ten Amusing Fishing Sayings and Quotes

February 23, 2017 | Categories: Fun Stuff

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Ten Amusing Fishing Sayings and Quotes

A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work. – Author Unknown.
An angler is a man who spends rainy days sitting around on the muddy banks of rivers doing nothing because his wife won’t let him do it at home. – Author Unknown
The gods do not deduct from man’s allotted span the hours spent in fishing. – Babylonian Proverb
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad. – A.K. Best
All fishermen are liars; it’s an occupational disease with them like housemaid’s knee or editor’s ulcers. – Beatrice Cook
There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. – Steven Wright
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. – Paul Schullery
The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so that I could afford to hunt and fish. – Sam Snead
Smoked carp tastes just as good as smoked salmon when you ain’t got no smoked salmon. – Patrick F. McManus
If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago. – Zane Grey
Ones that almost got away:

Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it. – Ed Zern
Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. – Ernest Hemingway
The fisherman’s golden rule: the one that got away is always bigger than the one you gotta weigh.