A Sportfisherman’s view of “The Night Before Christmas” Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bay, all the fish were real happy cause the fishermen were away. The […]
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Fishy Tale Question. What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? Answer. A hunter lies in wait, and a fisherman waits and lies.
How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don’t know the answer but I think I m nearly there. Really. I’m serious. I […]
Isn’t it oh so true!!!! Fishing Rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing Rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better the fishing […]
I’m going to try this next time! A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today. The boss asks why and the guy says “it’s my […]
I think my mother told my sisters this one!! “Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to […]
Melt In Your Mouth Carp Recipe Ingredients: 1 carp 2 tsp garlic 1 tbsp minced onion 1 squeeze of lemon 1 piece of OAK board Find a big plank of […]
It is said that about half the Norwegians who immigrated to America came in order to escape the hated lutefisk, and the other half came to spread the gospel of […]
A local fisherman returns from a fishing trip with 6 large salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man has been fishing. “Yer!” replies our […]
