fishing joke

“The Night Before Christmas”

December 16, 2015 | Categories: Fun Stuff

A Sportfisherman’s view of “The Night Before Christmas” Twas the night before Christmas and all through the bay, all the fish were real happy cause the fishermen were away. The […]


June 25, 2015 | Categories: Fun Stuff

Fishy Tale Question. What is the difference between a hunter and a fisherman? Answer. A hunter lies in wait, and a fisherman waits and lies.

Fishing Joke

March 21, 2015 | Categories: Fun Stuff

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don’t know the answer but I think I m nearly there. Really. I’m serious. I […]

Fishing Joke

March 1, 2015 | Categories: Fun Stuff

Isn’t it oh so true!!!! Fishing Rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing Rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better the fishing […]

Fishing Joke

February 19, 2015 | Categories: Fun Stuff

I’m going to try this next time! A guy rings his boss and says “I can’t come to work today. The boss asks why and the guy says “it’s my […]

Fishing Joke

February 11, 2015 | Categories: Fun Stuff

I think my mother told my sisters this one!! “Mother to daughter advice: Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day. But teach a man to […]

Gremlin Recipe: Melt In Your Mouth Carp

December 28, 2013 | Categories: Fun Stuff

Melt In Your Mouth Carp Recipe Ingredients: 1 carp 2 tsp garlic 1 tbsp minced onion 1 squeeze of lemon 1 piece of OAK board Find a big plank of […]

Lutefisk Joke

December 19, 2012 | Categories: Fun Stuff

It is said that about half the Norwegians who immigrated to America came in order to escape the hated lutefisk, and the other half came to spread the gospel of […]

Fishing Joke

June 11, 2012 | Categories: Fun Stuff

A local fisherman returns from a fishing trip with 6 large salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man has been fishing. “Yer!” replies our […]